Planet Earth

Stayed 81 years

Earth itself deserves five stars. The booking process deserves one. After travelling all the way from the higher realms, we discovered we'd accidentally selected the "accelerated soul growth" experience. Apparently changes aren't possible once your incarnation slot has been allocated. The angels were lovely but said they hear the same complaint all the time.

Stayed 87 years

WARNING - there’s no instruction manual. Arrived with absolutely no idea what was going on, spent years pretending, only to realise that everyone else had no idea what they were doing and were just as confused. Bit frustrating to be honest.

Stayed 83 years

Earth really nails the small things. We absolutely loved fresh bread with butter, afternoon siestas, the smell of mown grass, margaritas, campfires, the sound of the rain, cats purring - I’m getting tingles still! Whoever designed those deserves a promotion. We were impressed.

Stayed 74 years

They got a lot right, but there are still a few design flaws I'd address in the next update: back pain, taxes, needing eight hours of sleep every night, Zoom meetings, forgetting why you walked into a room, stubbed toes, hay fever. Otherwise, excellent planet.

Stayed 42 years

Don’t go during French Revolution. We lost our heads, wasn’t pretty. Only come if you have a strong stomach.

Stayed 86 years

Photos don't do it justice. The sunsets, mountains, oceans... absolutely gorgeous! Not one to miss in a million lifetimes, you’ll make memories you’ll never forget! I can’t wait to visit again!

Stayed 85 years

Beautiful scenery but there really isn't much guidance once you arrive. You're given a body, parents, a name and a vague feeling you're supposed to be doing something important, then you're left to figure the rest out yourself.

Stayed 78 years

The emotional experience was unlike ANYTHING I've encountered elsewhere. Love, grief, joy, awe, heartbreak, laughter, and a million emotions in-between all felt incredibly real. Definitely worth visiting at least once for the emotions!

Stayed 38 years

Came at the wrong time. I suggest avoiding natural disasters. Life in Pompei was lovely up until then.

Stayed 90 years

One of the most popular incarnations... and one of the most overrated. Tickets are impossible to get, you lose all your memories on arrival, and some of the locals are incredibly difficult. Glad I experienced it once, but I wouldn't rush back.

Stayed 59 years

Everyone talks about finding yourself, but nobody tells you where to look. Spent decades wandering around hoping life would suddenly make sense. Complete waste of an incarnation!

Stayed 82 years

It's mostly queues, laundry and trying to decide what to have for dinner.

Stayed 69 years

The destination itself is fantastic but unfortunately every visitor is automatically upgraded to the "lessons you'll thank us for later" package. There doesn't appear to be an option to decline??

Stayed 79 years

Great destination overall, but Sunday night anxiety took it down to 4 stars only.

Stayed 73 years

The planet was amazing and the amenities were very well kept. However, I was disappointed to discover that all visitors are required to experience loss, uncertainty and heartbreak as part of the standard package. This wasn't made particularly clear during booking.

Stayed 82 years

All I can say is… the animals! Just go there for the animals! I had no idea that canine souls would incarnate AT THE SAME TIME! It was amazing to have them down there with us, made the whole experience much more enjoyable.

Stayed 49 years

Avoid the twin flame experience!!! Completely ruined an otherwise lovely incarnation. Would have been 5 stars if it wasn't for this.

Stayed 79 years

Music must be the best invention on this planet - 5 stars just for this.

Stayed 68 years

I'm not sure why everyone keeps recommending this place!! I think the whole planet would be much better if they removed anxiety and overthinking and just let everyone communicate telepathically.. then I'd consider coming back..

Stayed 75 years

I loved the physical body. Everything feels so much more real when you can taste, touch and feel it. Just be aware they're surprisingly fragile and come with a lot more emotions than expected. Lost one star because mine kept getting tired and needed feeding every few hours.

Stayed 80 years

Fabulous experience overall. The queue to incarnate looked enormous, but it moved surprisingly quickly. The views were absolutely stunning and there was far more wildlife than I'd imagined. Would definitely recommend if you're considering a physical lifetime..

Stayed 63 years

Earth itself deserves five stars. Unfortunately, every incarnation comes with a compulsory memory wipe, meaning you spend the first half of your visit trying to remember why you came. Seems like an unnecessary feature in my opinion..

Stayed 57 years

Extremely disappointed at the level of consciousness on this planet. Incarnated as a woman and found the experience unnecessarily challenging - was stuck in the patriarchal system for the whole lifetime. Hopefully they'll sort a few things out before my next visit.

Stayed 76 years

If they could sort out the mosquitoes it'd easily be five stars (have attached photo so you can see, but they bite and the bite gets scratchy).

Stayed 72 years

Beautiful place, but very poorly organised. We travelled all this way as a soul group only to discover there is no customer support. Everyone said we’d just “figure it out." We didn't. Wouldn’t recommend.

Stayed 92 years

Visited Earth recently and had a really good experience. We only had one lifetime to explore it, which didn't feel nearly long enough, but I'd definitely recommend it to anyone considering a physical incarnation.

Stayed 61 years

Amazing place to visit. There are so many experiences you simply can't have anywhere else in the universe. If you're staying for a full lifetime, my TOP TIP is that I'd recommend choosing a gentler Soul Contract to balance out some of Earth's heavier energies.

Stayed 70 years

Top tip: go for the full Earth experience, it’s a bit more emotionally demanding, but well worth it in the end.

Stayed 46 years

Completely overcrowded and far too commercialised. Spiritual egos seem to be everywhere and there was some very questionable behaviour while I was there. Personally I'd wait a few thousand years before booking.

Stayed 44 years

Beautiful planet, but I seem to have arrived several centuries too early. Spent most of my incarnation waiting for humanity to catch up. Would recommend checking the timeline before booking.

Stayed 68 years

Nice enough.. if you're into history and mathematics, but I honestly found it a bit ‘meh’. There are much more conscious planets available. I’d give it a hard miss.

Stayed 84 years

I loved it, the people were the highlight and made the whole trip one to remember! Would happily incarnate there again.

Stayed 54 years

We visited as a group and all chose different life paths, which made comparing experiences really interesting afterwards. Would definitely(!!) recommend planning ahead, as your soul family can be difficult to find once the memory wipe kicks in.

Stayed 67 years

Beautiful scenery, but they really could've spread the snakes and spiders out a bit more evenly.

Stayed 88 years

Highlights of the trip: having a physical body (loved eating, hugging, swimming in the sea and stroking animals). I put only 4 stars because some of the people were annoying..

Stayed 65 years

Can get a little crowded during times of major change and awakening.

Stayed 77 years

Absolutely beautiful! You can definitely see why it's one of the top soul destinations. My only tip would be to incarnate into a good soul family rather than spending half your lifetime trying to find them.

Stayed 64 years

Don’t choose the disempowerment programme! Otherwise, all good, probably will come back again.

Stayed 29 years

Wouldn’t recommend the Middle Ages - we had a rough trip and wouldn’t suggest coming at this time. Otherwise, not bad.

Stayed 73 years

Once you're there, time seems to fly. Incredible experience overall.

Stayed 52 years

The memory wipe was much stronger than advertised. Forgot everything immediately.

Stayed 71 years

Huge disappointment!!! I selected the abundance programme expecting some sort of payout, but my lifetime ended before anything arrived. Won't be booking that package again. Complete waste of time.

Stayed 81 years

Didn't expect to cry this much... but also didn't expect to laugh this much either, so all in all, a good all-rounder.

Stayed 76 years

Came with my soul sister and we had a BLAST!!! Def incarnate with someone else, makes it way more fun.

Stayed 43 years

It's basically just weather and emotions.

Stayed 29 years

Was glad we had some support from the feline kingdom down there. The bigger ones you couldn't go near (apparently they could eat you!) but the small ones were everywhere and very supportive once you could communicate with them. Made it much more enjoyable so 4 stars.

Stayed 31 years

Wouldn't reincarnate.

Stayed 58 years

Too expensive.

Stayed 50 years

The trees were a nice touch.